“...Mommy?” (◉ - ◉)

Maya is the Silverstein family's little bow-wow. She's not the brightest and, like all dogs, loves to roll around in the dirt, but what she lacks in brain matter she makes up for in cuteness. This is saying something, because the amount of brain matter she lacks is alarming!

Her strengths lie in patience, obedience and service. However, you should limit yourself to simple tasks that do not involve any risks.  That's why, for example, she's not allowed to light the candles on the Christmas tree at the annual Silverstein's Christmas party.